May the Sith – Disturbance in the Schwartz Release
THERE HAS BEEN A GREAT DISTURBANCE IN THE SCHWARTZ… ⚔️🍺
The Schwartz has awakened. The dark beer flows. The Sith are absolutely thriving.
Disturbance in the Schwartz returns—our award-winning Schwarzbier—on draft and in 4-packs to-go, and we’re celebrating two nights of Star Wars + Spaceballs chaos with full dark side energy.
🗓 May 5th & 6th | 4–9PM – Music & Movies on, Dress Up (Jedi, Sith, or full Spaceballs absurdity)
🌭Star War Themed Glizzies SPACE GLIZZIES!
MAY 5 — JOIN THE DARK POUR
🗡 First 24 full pours = FREE INFLATABLE LIGHTSABER
🎁 Star Wars gift with every 4-pack to-go
📦 15% OFF cases & mix-and-match cases
👕 Fresh merch in the wild
MAY 6 — THE SCHWARTZ STRIKES BACK
⚡ Star Wars tattoo with any pour
👕 Fresh merch in the wild
🧠 Trivia: Star Wars Edition—well mixed into normal Trivia Night 7-9pm
Come to the dark side—we have dark beer, bad decisions, and inflatable lightsaber duels at 4PM sharp.
The Force is cool… but the Schwartz is DARKER.